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Who knew gorgeous wood elves camped in tents now? Oh, it’s just you, absolutely rocking the Mucky Monkey Hair Garland Festival Bag like some sort of Pixie-Rockstar. Fair. 

 

Here’s what you’re getting and why we packed it for you:

 

  • Stunning Hair Garland - For owning nature-girl vibes on Insta

  • Anti- Spiking Product - “Scrunchie” style drink cover so safeguard your sesh.

  • Anti- Spiking Product - Bottle topper so no nasties get in

  • Anti Spiking Product - Hands Free Drinks lanyard - You need to be free to throw shapes and keep your eye on your drink

  • Anti Spiking - 'Look After Me Card' - Everybody needs a helping hand sometimes

  • Anti Spiking - 'Advice' - Knowledge is Power. Please read the info enclosed

  • Heart Shaped Sunglasses - You’re all about the love

  • Stylish Mucky Monkey Tote Bag - because why wouldn’t you?

  • Mucky Monkey Festival Poncho - Let everyone know how you nailed it

  • Condoms - Because IYKYK…

  • Cheeky Panda Wipes - Because you’re as fresh as a country breeze

  • Ear Plugs - Not that you need beauty sleep, but it couldn’t hurt?

  • Eye Mask - To dream behind

  • Foil Blanket - Bit space-age, but you might thank us when it gets late.

  • Torch - For your midnight missions

  • Toilet Seat Covers - because you’re basically a Princess and you shouldn’t have to put up with anything less

  • Mucky Monkey Tote or Draw String Bag - Limited Edition

  • Mucky Monkey Black Poncho - Because it may feel like a sofa but you’re still outdoors

  • Latex Shoe Cover - Mud happens

  • Glow Sticks - It’s a festival and so basically mandatory

  • Tent Lock - Your space is ace and you should keep it that way

  • Rehydration Sachets - Thank us in the morning

 

Go on, the faster you order the faster it'll get to you!

 

PS. We think you'll look really cute, just saying...

Hair Garland Bag

£50.00Price
  • PRE-ORDER: Shipping June 2023

    The Traditional Hair Garland dates back to the Medival Music Festival of 1342, where Anne of Luton mucked around with a daisy chain, before seeing her reflection in a pond, famously exclaiming "O.M.G I look mega lush this is my vibe". 

  • PRE-ORDER: Shipping June 2023

    FREE Worldwide Shipping

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